’Twas the Week Before Break
Sugar, chaos, glitter, and absolutely no filter.
’Twas the Week Before Break is a hilariously honest, deeply relatable, and completely inappropriate account of a teacher’s countdown to Christmas break.
Sweet watercolor illustrations meet the thoughts teachers wisely keep to themselves—from classroom chaos to the small moments that make it all worthwhile.
A funny Christmas gift for your teacher bestie, a staff Secret Santa, or the grown-up who deserves a laugh and a break.
- 8.25 × 8.25-inch paperback
- 32 full-color pages
- Written by R.W. Barnard · Pen Wand Press
For adults. Contains explicit language. Not a children’s book.
Illustrations created with the help of AI tools; written and designed by R.W. Barnard.
📦 Made to order. Estimated production and delivery: 7–12 business days. Holiday timing may vary. See Shipping & FAQ for Christmas cutoff updates.