’Twas the Week Before Break

’Twas the Week Before Break

$14.99
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’Twas the Week Before Break

’Twas the Week Before Break

$14.99

Sugar, chaos, glitter, and absolutely no filter.

’Twas the Week Before Break is a hilariously honest, deeply relatable, and completely inappropriate account of a teacher’s countdown to Christmas break.

Sweet watercolor illustrations meet the thoughts teachers wisely keep to themselves—from classroom chaos to the small moments that make it all worthwhile.

A funny Christmas gift for your teacher bestie, a staff Secret Santa, or the grown-up who deserves a laugh and a break.

  • 8.25 × 8.25-inch paperback
  • 32 full-color pages
  • Written by R.W. Barnard · Pen Wand Press

For adults. Contains explicit language. Not a children’s book.

Illustrations created with the help of AI tools; written and designed by R.W. Barnard.

📦 Made to order. Estimated production and delivery: 7–12 business days. Holiday timing may vary. See Shipping & FAQ for Christmas cutoff updates.